T-9: Orange is the colour

Security rumbled this young lady hovering near the biscuit tin in our shop today.

After turning around to face the wall we identified her as Legs Mo-Lone. That well known biscuit lifter. After a caution she was sent on her way. She was last seen hitching a ride into Wilmslow.

As a punishment she will be given a faster time to pace some lucky runners out there.